carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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