He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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