xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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