He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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