Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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