You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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