chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Found the puke drawer
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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