just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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