ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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