I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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