So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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