At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Just pee around me
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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