You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I smell like Dick and happiness
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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