I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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