i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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