I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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