Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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