it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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