Define "chronic" masturbator.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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