Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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