let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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