I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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