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• (954): View more from Florida

  Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer

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  That Cesar Milan is captivating

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze

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• (530): View more from California

  As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?

  (224): View more from Illinois

  story of my life.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.

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• (845): View more from New York

  officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway

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