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• (845): View more from New York

  think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes

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• (917): View more from New York City

  yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.

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• (347): View more from New York

  we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  go home

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old

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• (406): View more from Montana

  you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.

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• (831): View more from California

  sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.

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• (415): View more from California

  Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real

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