Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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