isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.