im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
