Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Randomize
