What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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