I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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