It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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