Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit