We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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