Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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