Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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