yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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