I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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