How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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