called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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