frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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