the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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