i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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