I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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