we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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