Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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