Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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