Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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