so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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