i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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