do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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