Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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