Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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