Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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