Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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