question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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