Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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