Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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