shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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