do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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