i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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