HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable