I'm drive I can fine osifer
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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